We Getting Money Over Here

In the words of the hopefully mortal Young Jeezy, '"we gettin' money over here, what it do Pimpin'?"

Here's what it do, Pimpin':

It also does this:

And finally, it makes us do this:

As you can see, I picked up three checks yesterday for a total of over 45 grand. After I pay back a few people who loaned me some stater money, I'll have a little over 30 grand for the next place. Pretty sweet.

One thing I forgot to mention: the lawyer, who's name appears on those checks, and who handled the closing, looked a lot like Bob Ross (minus beard and plus glasses). I tried to get a picture with him yesterday, when I picked up the checks, but his assistant said he was busy. Lame-O.